grinned a little wider.  `Come, it's pleased so far,' thought
Alice, and she went on.  `Would you tell me, please, which way I
ought to go from here?'

  `That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said
the Cat.

  `I don't much care where--' said Alice.

  `Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

  `--so long as I get SOMEWHERE,' Alice added as an explanation.

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error out if you have any **mismatch** in the data used.

So, you would **detect many errors** very early in the development cycle instead of having to wait for the errors to show up to your final users in production and then trying to debug where the problem is. ✨...

	psqlUpdateRow = `INSERT INTO %s (key, value) VALUES ($1, $2) ON CONFLICT (key) DO UPDATE SET value = EXCLUDED.value;`
	psqlDeleteRow = `DELETE FROM %s WHERE key = $1;`
	psqlInsertRow = `INSERT INTO %s (event_time, event_data) VALUES ($1, $2);`
)

// Postgres constants
const (
	PostgresFormat             = "format"
	PostgresConnectionString   = "connection_string"

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	"math"
	"os"
	"path"
	"path/filepath"
	"reflect"
	"slices"
	"strings"
	"testing"
	"time"
)

type testError struct{ error }

type fileOps []any // []T where T is (string | int64)

// testFile is an io.ReadWriteSeeker where the IO operations performed
// on it must match the list of operations in ops.
type testFile struct {
	ops fileOps
	pos int64
}

func (f *testFile) Read(b []byte) (int, error) {