.compare("a", "b")
                .compare(DONT_COMPARE_ME, DONT_COMPARE_ME)
                .result())
        .isLessThan(0);
  }

  public void testShortCircuitGreater() {
    assertThat(
            ComparisonChain.start()
                .compare("b", "a")
                .compare(DONT_COMPARE_ME, DONT_COMPARE_ME)
                .result())
        .isGreaterThan(0);
  }

        if (result[0] == 0) {
          distinctElements++;
        }
        this.totalCount += count;
        return (right.height == initHeight) ? this : rebalance();
      }

      // adding count to me!  No rebalance possible.
      result[0] = elemCount;
      long resultCount = (long) elemCount + count;
      checkArgument(resultCount <= Integer.MAX_VALUE);
      this.elemCount += count;
      this.totalCount += count;

    List<T> list = Arrays.asList(strictlyOrderedElements);

    // for use calling Collection.toArray later
    T[] emptyArray = Platform.newArray(strictlyOrderedElements, 0);

    // shoot me, but I didn't want to deal with wildcards through the whole test
    @SuppressWarnings("unchecked")
    Scenario<T> starter = new Scenario<>((Ordering<T>) ordering, list, emptyArray);
    verifyScenario(starter, 0);
  }

    List<T> list = Arrays.asList(strictlyOrderedElements);

    // for use calling Collection.toArray later
    T[] emptyArray = Platform.newArray(strictlyOrderedElements, 0);

    // shoot me, but I didn't want to deal with wildcards through the whole test
    @SuppressWarnings("unchecked")
    Scenario<T> starter = new Scenario<>((Ordering<T>) ordering, list, emptyArray);
    verifyScenario(starter, 0);
  }

    List<Integer> collection =
        new ArrayList<Integer>(nums) {
          @Override
          public Iterator<Integer> iterator() {
            throw new AssertionFailedError("Don't iterate me!");
          }
        };
    assertEquals(5, Iterables.size(collection));
  }

  private static <T extends @Nullable Object> Iterable<T> iterable(T... elements) {
    final List<T> list = asList(elements);

    assertThat(logged.get(0).getThrown()).hasMessageThat().isEqualTo("You can't fire me, I quit.");
  }

  private static final class CancelPanickingFuture<V> extends AbstractFuture<V> {
    @Override
    public boolean cancel(boolean mayInterruptIfRunning) {
      setException(new Error("You can't fire me, I quit."));
      return false;
    }
  }

   * Registers the given {@code closeable} to be closed when this {@code Closer} is {@linkplain
   * #close closed}.
   *
   * @return the given {@code closeable}
   */
  // close. this word no longer has any meaning to me.
  @CanIgnoreReturnValue
  @ParametricNullness
  public <C extends @Nullable Closeable> C register(@ParametricNullness C closeable) {
    if (closeable != null) {
      stack.addFirst(closeable);
    }

    assertThat(logged.get(0).getThrown()).hasMessageThat().isEqualTo("You can't fire me, I quit.");
  }

  private static final class CancelPanickingFuture<V> extends AbstractFuture<V> {
    @Override
    public boolean cancel(boolean mayInterruptIfRunning) {
      setException(new Error("You can't fire me, I quit."));
      return false;
    }
  }

  }

  private static final CharMatcher WHATEVER =
      new CharMatcher() {
        @Override
        public boolean matches(char c) {
          throw new AssertionFailedError("You weren't supposed to actually invoke me!");
        }
      };

  public void testAnyAndNone_logicalOps() throws Exception {
    // These are testing behavior that's never promised by the API, but since

  }

  private static final CharMatcher WHATEVER =
      new CharMatcher() {
        @Override
        public boolean matches(char c) {
          throw new AssertionFailedError("You weren't supposed to actually invoke me!");
        }
      };

  public void testAnyAndNone_logicalOps() throws Exception {
    // These are testing behavior that's never promised by the API, but since