fail();
    } catch (VerifyException expected) {
      assertThat(expected).hasMessageThat().isEqualTo("message");
    }
  }

  public void testVerify_complexMessage_success() {
    verify(true, "%s", IGNORE_ME);
  }

  public void testVerify_complexMessage_failure() {
    try {
      verify(false, FORMAT, 5);
      fail();
    } catch (VerifyException expected) {
      checkMessage(expected);
    }
  }

                .compare("a", "b")
                .compare(DONT_COMPARE_ME, DONT_COMPARE_ME)
                .result())
        .isLessThan(0);
  }

  public void testShortCircuitGreater() {
    assertThat(
            ComparisonChain.start()
                .compare("b", "a")
                .compare(DONT_COMPARE_ME, DONT_COMPARE_ME)
                .result())
        .isGreaterThan(0);
  }

      fail("no exception thrown");
    } catch (IllegalArgumentException expected) {
    }
  }

  public void testCheckArgument_simpleMessage_success() {
    Preconditions.checkArgument(true, IGNORE_ME);
  }

  public void testCheckArgument_simpleMessage_failure() {
    try {
      Preconditions.checkArgument(false, new Message());
      fail("no exception thrown");
    } catch (IllegalArgumentException expected) {

          this.maximumSize);
    }

    // safely limiting the kinds of caches this can produce
    @SuppressWarnings("unchecked")
    CacheBuilder<K1, V1> me = (CacheBuilder<K1, V1>) this;
    me.weigher = checkNotNull(weigher);
    return me;
  }

  long getMaximumWeight() {
    if (expireAfterWriteNanos == 0 || expireAfterAccessNanos == 0) {
      return 0;
    }

          this.maximumSize);
    }

    // safely limiting the kinds of caches this can produce
    @SuppressWarnings("unchecked")
    CacheBuilder<K1, V1> me = (CacheBuilder<K1, V1>) this;
    me.weigher = checkNotNull(weigher);
    return me;
  }

  long getMaximumWeight() {
    if (expireAfterWriteNanos == 0 || expireAfterAccessNanos == 0) {
      return 0;
    }

      fail();
    } catch (VerifyException expected) {
      assertThat(expected).hasMessageThat().isEqualTo("message");
    }
  }

  public void testVerify_complexMessage_success() {
    verify(true, "%s", IGNORE_ME);
  }

  public void testVerify_complexMessage_failure() {
    try {
      verify(false, FORMAT, 5);
      fail();
    } catch (VerifyException expected) {
      checkMessage(expected);
    }
  }

                .compare("a", "b")
                .compare(DONT_COMPARE_ME, DONT_COMPARE_ME)
                .result())
        .isLessThan(0);
  }

  public void testShortCircuitGreater() {
    assertThat(
            ComparisonChain.start()
                .compare("b", "a")
                .compare(DONT_COMPARE_ME, DONT_COMPARE_ME)
                .result())
        .isGreaterThan(0);
  }

    //    queue, immediately followed by another thread taking the next element in the queue. That
    //    second thread can then dispatch to the subscriber it took before the first thread does.
    //
    // All this makes me really wonder if there's any value in queueing here at all. A dispatcher
    // that simply loops through the subscribers and dispatches the event to each would actually

   * Registers the given {@code closeable} to be closed when this {@code Closer} is {@linkplain
   * #close closed}.
   *
   * @return the given {@code closeable}
   */
  // close. this word no longer has any meaning to me.
  @CanIgnoreReturnValue
  @ParametricNullness
  public <C extends @Nullable Closeable> C register(@ParametricNullness C closeable) {
    if (closeable != null) {
      stack.addFirst(closeable);
    }

  }

  private static final CharMatcher WHATEVER =
      new CharMatcher() {
        @Override
        public boolean matches(char c) {
          throw new AssertionFailedError("You weren't supposed to actually invoke me!");
        }
      };

  public void testAnyAndNone_logicalOps() throws Exception {
    // These are testing behavior that's never promised by the API, but since