return new TypeToken<Map<Object, Object>>() {};
  }

  // Looks like recursive, but legit.
  private interface WithFalseRecursiveType<K, V> {
    WithFalseRecursiveType<List<V>, String> keyShouldNotResolveToStringList();

    WithFalseRecursiveType<List<K>, List<V>> shouldNotCauseInfiniteLoop();

    SubtypeOfWithFalseRecursiveType<List<V>, List<K>> evenSubtypeWorks();
  }

    return new TypeToken<Map<Object, Object>>() {};
  }

  // Looks like recursive, but legit.
  private interface WithFalseRecursiveType<K, V> {
    WithFalseRecursiveType<List<V>, String> keyShouldNotResolveToStringList();

    WithFalseRecursiveType<List<K>, List<V>> shouldNotCauseInfiniteLoop();

    SubtypeOfWithFalseRecursiveType<List<V>, List<K>> evenSubtypeWorks();
  }