public <T> T newProxy(
      T target, Class<T> interfaceType, long timeoutDuration, TimeUnit timeoutUnit) {
    checkNotNull(target);
    checkNotNull(interfaceType);
    checkNotNull(timeoutUnit);
    return target; // ha ha
  }

  @CanIgnoreReturnValue // TODO(kak): consider removing this
  @Override
  @ParametricNullness
  public <T extends @Nullable Object> T callWithTimeout(