if (value == null) {
      statsCounter.recordMisses(1);
      return null;
    } else if (!isExpired(value)) {
      statsCounter.recordHits(1);
      value.updateTimestamp();
      return value.getValue();
    } else {
      statsCounter.recordEviction();
      statsCounter.recordMisses(1);
      // `key` was in the cache, so it's a K.

      Suppliers.ofInstance(
          new StatsCounter() {
            @Override
            public void recordHits(int count) {}

            @Override
            public void recordMisses(int count) {}

            @SuppressWarnings("GoodTime") // b/122668874
            @Override
            public void recordLoadSuccess(long loadTime) {}

            @SuppressWarnings("GoodTime") // b/122668874