return ((Integer) object) % 5; // fake tons of collisions!
          }
        };

    // Don't let the elements be in such a predictable order
    list = shuffledCopy(list, new Random(1));

    sort(list, arbitrary);

    // Now we don't care what order it's put the list in, only that
    // comparing any pair of elements gives the answer we expect.

            return ((Integer) object) % 5; // fake tons of collisions!
          }
        };

    // Don't let the elements be in such a predictable order
    list = shuffledCopy(list, new Random(1));

    sort(list, arbitrary);

    // Now we don't care what order it's put the list in, only that
    // comparing any pair of elements gives the answer we expect.