return value.getValue();
    } else {
      statsCounter.recordEviction();
      statsCounter.recordMisses(1);
      // `key` was in the cache, so it's a K.
      // (Or it's a weird case like a LinkedList in a Cache<ArrayList, ...>, but *shrug*.)
      @SuppressWarnings("unchecked")
      K castKey = (K) key;
      alertListenerIfPresent(castKey, value.getValue(), RemovalCause.EXPIRED);

   */
  @SuppressWarnings("serial") // This class is never serialized.
  static class Segment<K, V> extends ReentrantLock {

    /*
     * TODO(fry): Consider copying variables (like evictsBySize) from outer class into this class.
     * It will require more memory but will reduce indirection.
     */

    /*

   */
  @SuppressWarnings("serial") // This class is never serialized.
  static class Segment<K, V> extends ReentrantLock {

    /*
     * TODO(fry): Consider copying variables (like evictsBySize) from outer class into this class.
     * It will require more memory but will reduce indirection.
     */

    /*