return new SimpleStatsCounter();
        }
      };

  enum NullListener implements RemovalListener<Object, Object> {
    INSTANCE;

    @Override
    public void onRemoval(RemovalNotification<Object, Object> notification) {}
  }

  enum OneWeigher implements Weigher<Object, Object> {
    INSTANCE;

    @Override
    public int weigh(Object key, Object value) {