boots every Christmas.'

  And she went on planning to herself how she would manage it.
`They must go by the carrier,' she thought; `and how funny it'll
seem, sending presents to one's own feet!  And how odd the
directions will look!

            ALICE'S RIGHT FOOT, ESQ.
                HEARTHRUG,
                    NEAR THE FENDER,
                        (WITH ALICE'S LOVE).

	}
}

func getMinIOProcessResidentMemory() MetricDescription {
	return MetricDescription{
		Namespace: nodeMetricNamespace,
		Subsystem: processSubsystem,
		Name:      memory,
		Help:      "Resident memory size in bytes",
		Type:      gaugeMetric,
	}
}

func getMinIOProcessVirtualMemory() MetricDescription {
	return MetricDescription{
		Namespace: nodeMetricNamespace,