// Must be called with a P.
//
// wakep should be an internal detail,
// but widely used packages access it using linkname.
// Notable members of the hall of shame include:
//   - gvisor.dev/gvisor
//
// Do not remove or change the type signature.
// See go.dev/issue/67401.
//
//go:linkname wakep
func wakep() {
	// Be conservative about spinning threads, only start one if none exist

// madrid : 2014-05-01 Comunidad de Madrid
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// maif : 2014-10-02 Mutuelle Assurance Instituteur France (MAIF)
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// maison : 2013-12-05 Binky Moon, LLC
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// makeup : 2015-01-15 XYZ.COM LLC
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// man : 2014-12-04 MAN SE
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// management : 2013-11-07 Binky Moon, LLC
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// mango : 2013-10-24 PUNTO FA S.L.
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