static class ArbitraryOrdering extends Ordering<@Nullable Object> {

    private final AtomicInteger counter = new AtomicInteger(0);
    private final ConcurrentMap<Object, Integer> uids =
        Platform.tryWeakKeys(new MapMaker()).makeMap();

    private Integer getUid(Object obj) {
      Integer uid = uids.get(obj);
      if (uid == null) {
        // One or more integer values could be skipped in the event of a race